Longhorn's Dance Parlor

Longhorn's was a dance parlor where fights regularly break out. Jackie's Market apparently lies between Longhorn's and the nearest police station, and when sirens can be heard during the podcast, Jackie and Dunlap remark that the cops must be going to Longhorn's. Interestingly, the Murfreesboro tornado siren is located at Longhorn's, and has on at least once occasion, been pulled by a drunk. The siren severely frightened Jackie who has become accustomed to regular sirens. The local fighting champion of Longhorn's is Skinny Knuckles. As of 2018, Longhorn's is a subsidiary of Jackie's Market.