Horse Gravy

Horse Gravy comes in a jar and consists of white gravy and brown gravy swirled together (somehow, the two kinds of gravy always remain separate, never mixed). The producer of Horse Gravy, at the beginning of his sponsorship, would give Jackie a handwritten script to read, which typically consisted of a family complaining about the blandness of the food prepared by the mother, and the mother calling out for help, after which a horse would appear and tell her to add Horse Gravy to the meal. However, the Horse Gravy man apparently did not like Jackie's presentation of this script and began sponsoring the podcast through Dunlap, thus earning Jackie's ire and vow never to eat Horse Gravy again. Horse Gravy later replaced its current line with Horse Gravy Black, which is an all-black, oily substance that, according to Dunlap, is visually unappealing but still tastes fantastic. Horse Gravy premiered a commercial starring Fred Thompson at Freedomfest.